My escorting resume

To Whom ever may be considering hiring an escort:

My name is Belle and I am looking for a position within your company, or some company to be in a position with me. I prefer Doggy Style but Missionary pleases me just the same. I have 16 years of sexual experience. From August 2005-February 2006 I worked for an established escort agency in Niagara where I worked my ass off to build a good reputation. From February 2006 to present I have worked independently, still working my ass off, but with no middle man having his hands in my cookie (jar).

I am looking for an employer that would offer quick advancement and I am not above sleeping my way to the top. In fact, I prefer to start on top but if I must work my way up then please put me in a lower entry level to start. I can be a slow learner if I am enjoying my lesson but if required I can work well under pressure too. It just so happens that my best work is done when direct pressure is applied in just the right places.

My qualifications are extensive. Last year I obtained my masters in BBBJ. I also hold multiple degrees in M.S.O.G. I took my training further by acquiring a few personal interest courses which includes D.A.T.Y, (both shipping and receiving) as well as L.F.K and D.F.K. I am only qualified for CFS and have no intention on removing the C from my title. I realize it may better my resume to partake in C.I.M but with my other studies I just don’t see that happening. I received my masters in Duets just last week from the School of C & D, excellent instructors there I might add. While studying a broad I also picked up the Greek language and speak it fluently. My credentials include the first ever S.P.O.T.Y award for Niagara Region in 2006, a title I wear proudly. Oh…..and I don’t like pearls but I specialize in G.F.E.

I am intellectual and am able to hold excellent conversation, even with my mouth full. While I do not swallow I can spit like a ball player. I am always on time and I never punch out early, even if my job is done. I clean up after any messes made, even if I am not the one to make them. I work well in a group setting, especially with naked women who don’t mind a little hard work as I will guarantee they will be satisfied with the result of their labor. I do not believe in misrepresentation so I will not pretend to be a nurse or a secretary or anything else I am not for that matter.

I realize how important repeat business is for you. I like dealing with hard clients and the challenge of keeping them coming and coming and coming again. For insurance purposes I cum fully protected and will not do business otherwise. I am willing to provide a list of references upon request but would prefer to prove myself to you with a physical demonstration of all of my skills I possess. I do believe hands on training is a must and am willing to undergo any physical training you may feel necessary. I have worked alone for many years and while I have never let myself down I believe in team spirit…. the power of sex in numbers.

Thank you for taking the time to review my resume. I hope we can meet in person to fuck and even if I don’t get the job hopefully I walk away having had a great orgasm. While I am a company person, when it comes down to it it’s all about me!